Great Places to get Mugged in SF
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Otherwise known as the best dive bars to drink at on a Tuesday night in San Francisco.
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Lone Palm
A hidden gem, get loaded on a Tuesday night and leave the bar just as it's closing - you'll be sure to find some villains.
Phone Booth
Not only do people still smoke in this bar the have the best jukebox in the Mission. Come anytime, the streets are always quiet and terrifying.
Mission Bar
Hands down the best place for a few cheap, stiff drinks that'll cushion any blow to the head.
Deluxe Club
Don't miss the back deck when the weather is good or for a more authentic approach, go inside when it's sunny and come out when it's dark.
Five Hundred Club
This place will get you deaf and drunk in short order. One word of advice - EARPLUGS.
Attic
Wonderful place to get a great drink before a street fight. I recommend staying away from the Manhattans - straight drinks only.
Homestead
Come here when you've got a big posse looking for fight - there's lots of room to prepare for the brawl.
Casanova Lounge
16th & Valencia doesn't offer much trouble today but 15th does. Juice up here then head north for some trouble.
Dalva
Tiny bar, huge bathroom, back deck, wicked drinks and always welcome on a Tuesday night. Skip weekends unless you like beating up Marina people.
Latin American Club
You should only drink beer here, and lots of it. Grab the big table in back for all your thugs.
Retox Lounge
Anything goes in the Dog Patch. Keep your wits about you at all times and never order the martini, it's hideous.
Philosopher club
You won't find any academic's in here unless you count those who teach larceny. Keep your wallet in the front pocket and enjoy your last Amstel ever.
Dirty Thieves
Could the name not be a bigger warning? I just dare you to come into the deep Mission on a cold Tueday night without a shiv.
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barbiekzl said 2 months, 2 weeks ago:
Well, what do you know?...that is the next thing on my "to do" list.
#63. Get mugged in SF.
Thanks for the help.
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TravisL said 9 months, 2 weeks ago:
This guide seems a little Mission-centric. There are some really amazing places to get mugged in the Tenderloin/Polk Street area. I always enjoy the menacing crooks that hang outside Hemlock and Owl Tree. There's always a tweaked-out meth-machine waiting to gut you for pocket change when you leave Tunnel Top. And who can forget the aptly named Whiskey Thieves?
Let's branch out in the interest of Equal Opportunity Petty Larseny.